“ There is also an Inspirational Muse Clearinghouse that you can apply for a muse through.” Hahahahahaha. Thanks for starting my day with such a good laugh. Love our choices but sorry to see you overlooked two of my favourites:

• (Wrong-Way) Sven — known mainly for scoring on his own net during a gold-medal game, Wrong-Way is also an excellent colour commentator and an all-around, locker-room-guide for budding sports writers — that is, he knows where all the jock-straps are buried… ‘Nuff said
• (Too-Tall) Tess — strong-jawed and a great speaker, Triple-T, as she’s affectionately known, is the top woman for inspirational writers and TED-talkers. But she can be hard to book as she’s revered as a god by some, so she comes with all that baggage, and is already in great demand with the ever-growing hordes of motivational writers

Thanks for the shout-out, Natalie. Fun story :)